Girl Scout: Hey, you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? I’m gay!
Safeway
Gilroy, California
Girl Scout: Hey, you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? I’m gay!
Safeway
Gilroy, California
Woman: I can’t believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.
Stumptown Coffee House
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/02/jurassic-position.html
Overheard by: jose
12-year-old: It’s my birthday! You said you would be nice to me today!
9‑year-old sibling: No, I said I wouldn’t hurt you today.
Washington, Illinois
Overheard by: Laura
Girl: I don’t like to be licked out of context.
New Rez common room
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/02/26/i‑feel-the-same-way-about-being-quoted/
Girl in sleeping bag outside music club to stranger walking by: Yeah, okay, we’re waiting for a Hanson concert. Wanna make fun of us now?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/answer-is-yes.html
Overheard by: isaac
Loud girl on cell: I dunno… I mean, it takes a lot for someone to make out with you after you’ve been puking.
Outside Goldwin Smith Hall
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html
Dude #1: Saint Nicholas. Isn’t he the evil one?
Dude #2: No, Saint Nick is Santa Claus.
Dude #1: Oh, I must be thinking of John the Baptist.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/guy-thinking-ofsomeone.html
Overheard by: tim
Big black guy on cell: Yeah, I wear the apron. But it comes off at night. Then we’ll see who hustles!
301 bus to Shoreline
Seattle, Washington
Asian chick: If I wasn’t wearing underwear I definitely would have let him slide his hand up my butt.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html
Overheard by: doug
Dude #1: So, you’re saying the moon is going to shrink to the size of a ping pong ball?
Dude #2: Yeah, but I’m not a scientist, so I can’t tell you how it’s going to happen.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/guy-on-muni-whos-what-then-psychic.html
Overheard by: tim
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