Could I Get Some Thanks-a-Lots with­out Fur­ther Au­to­bi­og­ra­phy?

Girl Scout: Hey, you wan­na buy some Girl Scout cook­ies? I’m gay!

Safe­way
Gilroy, Cal­i­for­nia

He’s Now Ex­tinct

Woman: I can’t be­lieve my friend ptero­dactyled me yes­ter­day.

Stump­town Cof­fee House
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/02/jurassic-position.html

Over­heard by: jose

But I Was Clean­ing My Fist and It Went Off

12-year-old: It’s my birth­day! You said you would be nice to me to­day!
9‑year-old sib­ling: No, I said I would­n’t hurt you to­day.

Wash­ing­ton, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Lau­ra

Okay, What Is My Mo­ti­va­tion Here?

Girl: I don’t like to be licked out of con­text.

New Rez com­mon room
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/02/26/i‑feel-the-same-way-about-being-quoted/

Bud­dy, We’ve Got It Tak­en Care Of

Girl in sleep­ing bag out­side mu­sic club to stranger walk­ing by: Yeah, okay, we’re wait­ing for a Han­son con­cert. Wan­na make fun of us now?

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/answer-is-yes.html

Over­heard by: isaac

What Do You Mean, That’s Too Graph­ic for My Wed­ding Vows?

Loud girl on cell: I dun­no… I mean, it takes a lot for some­one to make out with you af­ter you’ve been puk­ing.

Out­side Gold­win Smith Hall
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html

As Por­trayed in the Screen Adap­ta­tion by Willem Dafoe

Dude #1: Saint Nicholas. Is­n’t he the evil one?
Dude #2: No, Saint Nick is San­ta Claus.
Dude #1: Oh, I must be think­ing of John the Bap­tist.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/guy-thinking-ofsomeone.html

Over­heard by: tim

You Know It’s a Leather Apron, Right?

Big black guy on cell: Yeah, I wear the apron. But it comes off at night. Then we’ll see who hus­tles!

301 bus to Shore­line
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

The Sad­dest Words: ‘It Might Have Been’

Asian chick: If I was­n’t wear­ing un­der­wear I def­i­nite­ly would have let him slide his hand up my butt.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html

Over­heard by: doug

But a Wise Man Would Have a Pad­dle Ready

Dude #1: So, you’re say­ing the moon is go­ing to shrink to the size of a ping pong ball?
Dude #2: Yeah, but I’m not a sci­en­tist, so I can’t tell you how it’s go­ing to hap­pen.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/guy-on-muni-whos-what-then-psychic.html

Over­heard by: tim