Could I Get Some Thanks-a-Lots without Further Autobiography?

Girl Scout: Hey, you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? I’m gay!

Safeway
Gilroy, California

He’s Now Extinct

Woman: I can’t believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.

Stumptown Coffee House
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/02/jurassic-position.html

Overheard by: jose

But I Was Cleaning My Fist and It Went Off

12-year-old: It’s my birthday! You said you would be nice to me today!
9‑year-old sibling: No, I said I wouldn’t hurt you today.

Washington, Illinois

Overheard by: Laura

Okay, What Is My Motivation Here?

Girl: I don’t like to be licked out of context.

New Rez common room
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/02/26/i‑feel-the-same-way-about-being-quoted/

Buddy, We’ve Got It Taken Care Of

Girl in sleeping bag outside music club to stranger walking by: Yeah, okay, we’re waiting for a Hanson concert. Wanna make fun of us now?

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/answer-is-yes.html

Overheard by: isaac

What Do You Mean, That’s Too Graphic for My Wedding Vows?

Loud girl on cell: I dunno… I mean, it takes a lot for someone to make out with you after you’ve been puking.

Outside Goldwin Smith Hall
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html

As Portrayed in the Screen Adaptation by Willem Dafoe

Dude #1: Saint Nicholas. Isn’t he the evil one?
Dude #2: No, Saint Nick is Santa Claus.
Dude #1: Oh, I must be thinking of John the Baptist.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/guy-thinking-ofsomeone.html

Overheard by: tim

You Know It’s a Leather Apron, Right?

Big black guy on cell: Yeah, I wear the apron. But it comes off at night. Then we’ll see who hustles!

301 bus to Shoreline
Seattle, Washington

The Saddest Words: ‘It Might Have Been’

Asian chick: If I wasn’t wearing underwear I definitely would have let him slide his hand up my butt.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html

Overheard by: doug

But a Wise Man Would Have a Paddle Ready

Dude #1: So, you’re saying the moon is going to shrink to the size of a ping pong ball?
Dude #2: Yeah, but I’m not a scientist, so I can’t tell you how it’s going to happen.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/guy-on-muni-whos-what-then-psychic.html