Archive for December, 2014

Which Was the Thesis of My Last Biology Paper

Thug #1: Everybody calls that girl “Orangutan titties.“
Thug #2: What? Why?
Thug #1: She’s the one that flashed everybody back in freshman year at that one assembly, and her titties be all pointy and shit.
Thug #2: I remember that shit, that was pretty fuckin’ funny.
Thug #3 (after a long pause): Man, orangutans are fuckin’ weird.
Thug #1: Yeah, monkeys be fucked up.

MDN High School, Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: I saw this whole assembly thing, too.