Archive for May, 2015

To Be More Spe­cif­ic: Your Nip­ple Is Show­ing.

Mi­crosoft male em­ploy­ee: So, did you stim­u­late a lot of peo­ple to­day?
Shocked and con­fused fe­male barista: I’m sor­ry, what was that?
Mi­crosoft em­ploy­ee: I bet you stim­u­lat­ed a lot of peo­ple to­day… They must love you!
Barista: Oh… Um…I dun­no.

Red­mond, Wash­ing­ton