Chick: No, if I take a shit I get the dish soap.
Guy: [nods understandingly].
George Washington University
Washington, DC
Archive for May, 2015
…As General Custer Clearly Stated at the Time.
Student: But why would someone do that?
Teacher: For the LOLs.
High School
Englewood, Colorado
Overheard by: Lee
To Be More Specific: Your Nipple Is Showing.
Microsoft male employee: So, did you stimulate a lot of people today?
Shocked and confused female barista: I’m sorry, what was that?
Microsoft employee: I bet you stimulated a lot of people today… They must love you!
Barista: Oh… Um…I dunno.
Redmond, Washington
