Archive for July, 2015

Suck His Toes and You’ll Be High for Days

Large black woman on cell: Girl! I’m tellin’ you, I don’t know where I gots them warts on my feets. But they nasty! I don’t want to give them to no­body else, so I brought me some lil’ socks, you know… Them cushy foots? Not like Earl, who goes bare­foot all over the city with them mush­room fun­gus­es on his toes. His toe­nails be like ba­by pow­der! They all crumbly and shit.

De­troit Metro Air­port
De­troit, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Try­ing not to barf (and glad I wore socks)