Archive for August, 2015

His Screen­name Is BiggStudd4U

Late-20s blonde yup­pie: I love him, and I think he loves me.
Late-20s brunette yup­pie: That’s cool.
Late-20s blonde yup­pie: Yeah, I think his name’s Paul or John or some­thing.

North Beach
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: i love love

…And Clear High Heels

Col­lege girl #1: I washed this shirt and it got, like, big­ger!
Col­lege girl #2: Well, at least you can wear it with tights now.
Col­lege girl #1: I know, but I don’t want to look like a slut.
Col­lege girl #2: I feel like I look less slut­ty when I wear my sun­glass­es.

Boul­der, Col­orado

So Many Ques­tions, So Lit­tle Time.

Boy #1: I shot my friend in the foot once.
Boy #2: What! How?
Boy #1: Well, we were re­al­ly high in the woods, and my friend was wear­ing bun­ny slip­pers. He stuck his foot out of a bush and I thought it was a re­al rab­bit… so I shot it!
Boy #2: What the fuck?!

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: McKen­zie