Archive for October, 2015

Hilarious, But Horrible.

Girl, to friend: Yeah, so I was in the middle of fucking him when she called… And I all I could say was, “you’ve got a friend in me…“
Friend: You are a horrible person.

Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: CS

Just Like Your Horoscope Said

Girl to friend drinking a soda on the subway: Ooooh, you gonna go to jail. And the girls are gonna feel on your booty.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Bradog

Like Clams.

Guy with hair down to waist and death metal t‑shirt: I really enjoy eating animals that have the ability to eat humans.

Overheard by: horrified zoo-enthusiast