Bogan guy: Oh, I forgot to get you something for dinner tonight.
Bogan girl: I wish I could walk to the shops. It’s alright for you, you wanna walk somewhere, you just go.
Bogan guy: You can’t go to the shops, it’s not safe.
Bogan girl: I really like walking. You know, I just go out on my own, and I’m outside…
Bogan guy: But it’s not safe on your own, and it’s so far away.
Bogan girl: Yeah, but I really like walking, walking is really cool. I really like it.
Bogan girl: So, what, are you gonna have me eat two-minute noodles for dinner?
Bogan guy: For fuck’s sake, I don’t care what you eat! Walk to the fucking shops if you fucking want to! Just stop your fucking whinging!