Archive for December, 2015

…But I Haven’t Seen a Star­bucks for Miles!

Amer­i­can tourist: It’s so quaint here. All the pret­ty hous­es. It’s so ro­man­tic.
Ger­man host: Uh-huh.
Amer­i­can tourist: What I don’t get, though, is why they built it if they don’t even charge mon­ey for peo­ple vis­it­ing it.
Ger­man host: I think the peo­ple liv­ing here would feel weird about that.
Amer­i­can woman: Wait, peo­ple ac­tu­al­ly live here??