Archive for January, 2016

MyTwo Top Needs

Un­der­grad #1: A com­put­er man! You got­ta get your e‑mail.
Un­der­grad #2: A com­put­er?! If you’re home­less, a com­put­er is the least of your wor­ries. There are more im­por­tant things you would need, like food and crack.

Out­side En­ter­prise Hall, George Ma­son Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Grad Stu­dent

She Was Just Fuck­ing with Him–She’s Ac­tu­al­ly a Fig­ure Skater

Girl, giv­ing tour: Here is my fa­vorite, one of our the weight train­ing rooms.
Guy on tour with Aus­tralian ac­cent: Do you train here as well?
Girl: Yes, this is my event.
Guy: What? Weightlift­ing?
Girl: Yeah. I’m train­ing for the snatch.
Guy: What?
Girl: It goes like this. (demon­strates weight lift­ing move)
Guy (not sup­press­ing grin): And how much is your snatch?
Girl: I start with 83 pounds.
Guy (snick­er­ing): Reeeal­ly…
Girl: Yep. Al­so the clean and jerk.
Guy: (leaves tour group, un­able to sup­press laugh­ter)

US Olympic Train­ing Cen­ter
Col­orado Springs, Col­orado

Over­heard by: TK

Slick Salty Shame

Dude: So, you know what makes a great lube? Tears.
Chick: Yeah, they do. Es­pe­cial­ly in the show­er.

864 Club
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Cdogg Davis