Skanky girl sitting at outdoor lunch table: I wanna have sex on the bleachers, I wanna have sex in the classrooms, I wanna have sex in the principal’s office, I wanna have sex in the teacher’s lounge…
High School
Missouri
Overheard by: Jacob
Archive for February, 2016
And Stop Shimmying Up That Pole
Mom in bathroom stall: Okay Michael, come on, you have to pee.
Son: Mom, I don’t wanna play games with you!
Mom: What is wrong with you? At least put your clothes back on if you’re not going to pee!
Tempe, Arizona
Unless You Were Ellen Pompeo’s Cook
Young topologist: It would be so cool to be a chef, because, like, what you cook would be inside people who eat your food.
Creative Arts High School
St. Paul, Minnesota
But at That Point I’ve Got Nothing to Lose!
Hobo to another: If that bitch is late, you gotta pull the dick out.
Wacker Drive and Lake Street
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: pulled out
Mom, I Think It’s Time We Had a Little Talk
Mom to four-year-old girl: Eat your tomatoes, honey. They’re good for your prostate.
Banana Verde Vegetarian Restaurant
Vila Madalena, São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: menu #2
In T9 for Two
Girl to friends in line for bathroom: That’s going to be the next chapter of the book: Boys Who Text But Won’t Have Sex!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/dont-blame-me-it-wasnt-my-turn-to-post.html
Overheard by: Eavesdrop DC
No More Gene Kelly Movies for You, Young Man
Mom, walking in the rain: This is not good.
Four-year-old son: It’s nice!
Mom: It is not nice, what the hell?!
Springfield, Massachusetts
You’ll Never Graduate Cum Laude at This Rate
High school punk #1: “Fluids” sounds better.
High school punk #2: I don’t like fluids.
High school punk #1: And that’s why you’re flunking band!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: SaraG(as in gee, I wonder what THAT means…)
You Just Can’t Get Good Sign-Fetish Porn Domestically
Short brunette teen girl: Haha.
Tall blonde teen girl: What?
Short brunette teen girl: I have clearly been watching too much porn cause I can actually read that sign in Spanish.
Missisauga
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: was the sign advertising a strip club?
Just Doing Our Part to Discourage Self-Righteousness
Dude #1: So, I guess they’re selling coffee and samosas or whatever in that hallway in McConnell again.
Dude #2: Oh yeah? That’s usually pretty cheap. Hey, is it for charity?
Dude #1: Yeah, I think so.
Dude #2: Oh. Well, fuck that, then.
Dude #1: Seriously.
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