Archive for March, 2016

All I Asked Was, “Can I Buy You a Drink?”

Lati­na: So, this one time I was giv­ing this guy a blowjob, but I just ate a tu­na fish sand­wich like 20 min­utes be­fore, and the whole time I’m like, ‘Don’t shoot that shit in my mouth ’cause I’ll puke,’ right? Then he to­tal­ly came in my mouth!
White dude: Ha­ha, nice!
Lati­na: Naw, man — it was nasty! I fuckin’ puked tu­na fish all over this dude’s dick and balls. It got all in his pubes and every­thing!
White dude: Wow.
Lati­na: But yeah, I give good head.

Buf­fa­lo Bil­liards
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: pro­cras­ti­Nate