Archive for May, 2016

Musky Petals Of­ten Con­sid­ers Chang­ing Her Name

20-some­thing girl #1: So she’s dat­ing him and has spent the night at his place, but he’s still in the mid­dle of a di­vorce.
20-some­thing girl #2: …and she does­n’t know his last name?
20-some­thing girl #1: Yep.
20-some­thing girl #2: And he’s her boss.
20-some­thing girl #1: Yep. I told her to google him or look at his busi­ness card.
20-some­thing girl #2: I don’t un­der­stand any of this. I’ve nev­er googled my­self, ac­tu­al­ly. Have you?
20-some­thing girl #1: Yeah, you should try it! It makes you feel fa­mous.
20-some­thing girl #2, to her­self: All that came up when I did it was porn.

North­bound Cal­train
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: A Cheek

The Di­vine Mes­sen­ger’s Call­ing from In­side the House!

Girl #1: This pack­age is anony­mous… But how did they know I would find it here? And it looks like they print­ed out my ap­pli­ca­tions for me!
Girl #2: Maybe you have a stalk­er.
Girl #1: Would­n’t that be so cool — to have a stalk­er that nev­er showed his face but al­ways helped you out?
Girl #2: They have those.
Girl #1: They do?
Girl #2: Yeah, they’re called an­gels.
Girl #2: True.

Tech cen­ter

And Hides It un­der All the Ruf­fles

Woman, point­ing to dress: That’s nice and flowy. Not for me, but to­tal­ly some­thing Chris­tine would wear.
Friend, in­dif­fer­ent: Oh yeah, Chris­tine.
Woman: She throws up her food, though.
Friend, trail­ing off: Oh yeah, that’s right.

Over­heard by: alex­is