Archive for May, 2016

Musky Petals Often Considers Changing Her Name

20-something girl #1: So she’s dating him and has spent the night at his place, but he’s still in the middle of a divorce.
20-something girl #2: …and she doesn’t know his last name?
20-something girl #1: Yep.
20-something girl #2: And he’s her boss.
20-something girl #1: Yep. I told her to google him or look at his business card.
20-something girl #2: I don’t understand any of this. I’ve never googled myself, actually. Have you?
20-something girl #1: Yeah, you should try it! It makes you feel famous.
20-something girl #2, to herself: All that came up when I did it was porn.

Northbound Caltrain
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: A Cheek

The Divine Messenger’s Calling from Inside the House!

Girl #1: This package is anonymous… But how did they know I would find it here? And it looks like they printed out my applications for me!
Girl #2: Maybe you have a stalker.
Girl #1: Wouldn’t that be so cool — to have a stalker that never showed his face but always helped you out?
Girl #2: They have those.
Girl #1: They do?
Girl #2: Yeah, they’re called angels.
Girl #2: True.

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