Archive for August, 2016

Our Pre­dic­tion: Ad­ver­tis­ing Will Even­tu­al­ly Con­vince You That You Do

Girl #1 to friend (in­di­cat­ing a cream to get rid of ra­zor burn bumps on the biki­ni area): Does this stuff work okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, it works, it just smells kin­da fun­ny.
Girl #1: I don’t care how it smells, it’s goin’ next to my vagi­na. I don’t need no straw­ber­ries.

Win­ches­ter, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Kendra

There Are En­tire Web­sites De­vot­ed to That Sort Of Thing, Sweet­ie.

Three-year-old daugh­ter, point­ing at huge woman: Da­da, she has a big booty.
Fa­ther: Sweet­ie, you don’t want to talk about oth­er peo­ple’s booties.
Three-year-old daugh­ter: But da­da, she could­n’t sit on our toi­let. It is too small for her.
Fa­ther: Okay. (hur­ried­ly moves out of the aisle)
Three-year-old daugh­ter: Her booty is too big for pee and poop to come out. She makes a big mess and gets it all over! (fa­ther starts push­ing faster)

Quin­cy, Mass­a­chu­setts