Archive for September, 2016

We Can Dis­pense with Talk­ing

Frat boy #1: Dude, if I buy anal lube can I call you ‘Ba­by’?
Frat boy #2: No… You’ve bought anal lu­bri­cant be­fore, right?
Frat boy #1: Yeah.
Frat boy #2: Yeah, that’s what I’m say­ing — we’re ex­pe­ri­enced.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html

Over­heard by: the ear

APB: Shoot on Sight

Fresh­man ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk dri­ving?
Fresh­man ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk dri­ving, like, since I got my li­cense.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html

Over­heard by: newm