No, but at the Rate They In­breed, It Will Be

Teen girl #1: Oh my gosh, look — Catholic school kids!
Teen girl #2: Er­i­ca! Don’t say that!
Teen girl #1: What? … Is that racist?

Franklin In­sti­tute
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: not catholic

The Per­ils Of Un­der­cooked Tur­duck­en

Guy on cell: And I was crouched down lookin’ up at her, and all of a sud­den this teal duck shot out her ass! Pass me them field peas.

Louisiana

Over­heard by: 2 ta­bles over

Then She Left for Parts Un­known

Girl: My mom said “Just don’t pass out in the port-a-pot­ty.”

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

He Re­al­ly Knew How to Make Me Feel at Home

Stu­dent: He called me a bitch. On­ly my mom calls me a bitch.

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/yeah-were-close.html

I Swear I Was Aim­ing for the Bed.

Hun­gover guy: Yeah man, so it was all good un­til I got so drunk that I pissed in my oven.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289732218/youre-fine-if-its-self-cleaning.html

Over­heard by: hah!

It Has the Jonas Broth­ers’ Faces on It

Lit­tle boy: Look! An end-of-the world watch!

Smith’s Mar­ket­place
Salt Lake City, Utah

We Can Dis­pense with Talk­ing

Frat boy #1: Dude, if I buy anal lube can I call you ‘Ba­by’?
Frat boy #2: No… You’ve bought anal lu­bri­cant be­fore, right?
Frat boy #1: Yeah.
Frat boy #2: Yeah, that’s what I’m say­ing — we’re ex­pe­ri­enced.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html

Over­heard by: the ear

If Men Had to Wear Thongs.

Man in fan­cy shirt: Oh, my but­t’s been hurt­ing.
Girl­friend: Why does it hurt?
Man in fan­cy shirt: There’s been some­thing pokin’ me all day.

Port­land, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: Brili­cia

APB: Shoot on Sight

Fresh­man ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk dri­ving?
Fresh­man ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk dri­ving, like, since I got my li­cense.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html

Over­heard by: newm

By the Way, Sor­ry about Scar­ing Your Daugh­ter Like That

Bath­room-bound tech woman: Are you fol­low­ing me? Not that many peo­ple fol­low me at my age.
Tech guy: No. I’m more of the ‘call-is-com­ing-from-in­side-the-house’ kind of guy.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/

Over­heard by: 2catchapredator