Archive for October, 2016

If You In­sist

Girl ar­gu­ing her bad trans­la­tion is cor­rect: Wait, this sen­tence says, ‘I am… To be… En­tered’!

Grad-lev­el French class
Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Not Will­ing

On a Bad Day, I Use Some­one Else’s.

Col­lege-age guy look­ing at on­line job ap­pli­ca­tion: Do I have any spe­cial skills? Well, I can put my pe­nis in my mouth. (pause) On a good day.

Nashville, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: Michael