Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html
Overheard by: paul
Archive for October, 2016
Survival Of The… Survivors?
Man eating burrito: It’s like Darwinism. You know, selective… selection.
Balboa Island, California
Overheard by: Wow.
If You Insist
Girl arguing her bad translation is correct: Wait, this sentence says, ‘I am… To be… Entered’!
Grad-level French class
California
Overheard by: Not Willing
So Just Have a Big Spoonful of That Green Paste
Child, as food is placed in front of him: But Mommy, I don’t wanna eat Nemo!
Sushi restaurant
Northern Virginia
And the Republican National Convention Is No Exception
Cop: It’s not a party ’til the shirts come off.
Hilton Hotel
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Neon
I Still Got All Muddy, But I Was Paid for It.
Office worker: Well, I almost went to Woodstock, but then an opportunity to make money came up.
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We Haven’t Made Any, Um, Headway.
Hot chick: I’m speaking with naked guy about his celibacy.
Michigan
Overheard by: Meister E
On a Bad Day, I Use Someone Else’s.
College-age guy looking at online job application: Do I have any special skills? Well, I can put my penis in my mouth. (pause) On a good day.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Michael
Last Time I Tried That, the Other Girl and I Both Ended Up with Concussions
(women’s restroom, a man in a Santa suit enters)
Drunk woman: Hey, you’re not a boy!
Restroom attendant: You mean he’s not a girl.
Drunk woman: Yeah, you’re not a girl!
Drunk Santa: Ho ho ho, ladies! I just wanted to see what you wanted for Christmas!
Drunk woman: Huh?
Restroom attendant: I want money, haha!
Drunk Santa: Then cross your labia, ladies, and merry Christmas!
(he leaves)
Drunk woman: Wait, what?
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Elizabeth
We Can Think Of Better.
Girl #1 to friends: Anybody can be a cell phone.
Girl #2: That’s a good t‑shirt.
Hampton, Virginia
Overheard by: S. H.
