So Maybe a Woman Pres­i­dent Would Be Okay

Lunch­ing ladies to man near­by: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vagi­nas.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html

Over­heard by: paul

Sur­vival Of The… Sur­vivors?

Man eat­ing bur­ri­to: It’s like Dar­win­ism. You know, se­lec­tive… se­lec­tion.

Bal­boa Is­land, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Wow.

If You In­sist

Girl ar­gu­ing her bad trans­la­tion is cor­rect: Wait, this sen­tence says, ‘I am… To be… En­tered’!

Grad-lev­el French class
Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Not Will­ing

So Just Have a Big Spoon­ful of That Green Paste

Child, as food is placed in front of him: But Mom­my, I don’t wan­na eat Nemo!

Sushi restau­rant
North­ern Vir­ginia

And the Re­pub­li­can Na­tion­al Con­ven­tion Is No Ex­cep­tion

Cop: It’s not a par­ty ’til the shirts come off.

Hilton Ho­tel
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Neon

One Of the Rea­sons We Came to Thai­land.

Girl #1, look­ing at pic­ture: Oh my gosh! Look, the first aider is to­tal­ly judg­ing her. If I was passed out from crack, I would so not wan­na be judged.
Girl #2: Oh, I know, to­tal­ly!

Thai­land

Are You Try­ing to Jump­start the Cat Again?

Young woman on cell: Did you just say “The ca­bles must be sub­ju­gat­ed”? Uh huh… Okay… Yeah, I don’t think you’re okay to dri­ve ei­ther.

Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Nic

I Still Got All Mud­dy, But I Was Paid for It.

Of­fice work­er: Well, I al­most went to Wood­stock, but then an op­por­tu­ni­ty to make mon­ey came up.

http://evadne-noel.livejournal.com/

We Haven’t Made Any, Um, Head­way.

Hot chick: I’m speak­ing with naked guy about his celiba­cy.

Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Meis­ter E

On a Bad Day, I Use Some­one Else’s.

Col­lege-age guy look­ing at on­line job ap­pli­ca­tion: Do I have any spe­cial skills? Well, I can put my pe­nis in my mouth. (pause) On a good day.

Nashville, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: Michael