Archive for October, 2016

If Your Ed­i­tors Had a Sham­Wow, We Would Use It Every Day

Frat boy #1: Oh, dude, a Sham­Wow! (to friend at counter) Hey, should we get a Sham­Wow?
Frat boy #2, with­out look­ing at him: No.
Frat boy #1: But it’s a Sham­Wow!
Frat boy #2: You’re an id­iot. (long pause) Fine, get the fuck­ing Sham­Wow.
Frat boy #1: (ex­cit­ed­ly runs Sham­Wow over to counter)
Frat boy #2: Fuck.

Pet’s Mart, Mon­tana

Over­heard by: Sadie