They Have a Ring on Them for Every Guy I’ve Slept with

Girl to man: You think I’m a vir­gin? Take a look at these tit­ties and then tell me I’m a vir­gin!

Hous­ton, Texas

Over­heard by: Mag­gie

Just a Mat­ter Of Time, Inge

Fe­male friend: I think there are no nude pic­tures of me… (pause) …On the in­ter­net.

Mün­ster
Ger­many

To Be Fair, She Says the Same Thing About Their Show­er at Home

Five-year-old girl, about foun­tain in out­side eat­ing area: Oh! High dra­ma!

Belle­vue, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: Cort­ny

Gonna Work a Lit­tle Child-Sup­port-Re­duc­ing Mag­ic

Lit­tle boy: Dad­dy, how are we go­ing to get down?
Fa­ther: Para­chutes.

Top of Space Nee­dle
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton