Archive for November, 2016

Just Eat It With a Spoon Like Those Kids in the Bill Cos­by Com­mer­cials

Guy on mo­bile: Hi! I just want­ed to clear up that whole breast­feed­ing thing…well, my boss has a one-and-a-half-year-old, and he said there were three stages: a sort of wa­tery stage, then it moves in­to a se­mi-skimmed stage, then just pud­ding. Well, I just found out to­day and I thought you’d want to know too.

N21 Bus
Lon­don
Eng­land

What With the Eu­ro and So On

Girl #1: Where are you from?
Irish ex­change stu­dent: I’m from Ire­land.
Girl #2: Oh my gosh! Do they have years over there?

Uni­ver­si­ty of Flori­da