Frustrated waitress: There’s not enough Scotchguard in the world to help those sex cushions!
Rudyard’s
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: Hales
Archive for December, 2016
Grabbing Other Women’s Butts Is a Cultural Thing.
College girl from England: Hey, whoa, are you drunk?
College girl from Prague: No! I’m Czech!
Royal Holloway University of London
England
Which Is Why Men Wear Pink Shirts
Professor: Ever wonder why pink is considered a girl color?
Student: Because vaginas are pink.
UC
Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: Kelly
Judging from the Testes Hanging Out of It
Hobo to tranny prostitute: You rockin’ that dress girl! You the man!
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: claire
So We Can Throw Stones, or What?
Slightly confused woman to tour guide of a greenhouse: So, why did they put all of these windows in here?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353858063/so-someone-would-ask-questions.html
Overheard by: um?
Plastics Were So 1967
Suit on cell: But yeah, concrete is the future.
Metairie Road
Metairie, Louisiana
Overheard by: What happened to plastic?
Did I Not Put My Tit in Your Coffee This Very Morning?
Older man: Let’s go to that bikini coffee shop!
Younger woman: What? What?
Older man: It’s a coffee shop where women with self esteem issues wear bikinis and serve… coffee. What’s not to get?
Younger woman: Fuck you.
Seattle, Washington
You’re Gonna Make Somebody an Annoying Little Wife, Harry
Roommate #1, watching Celtics playoff game: Is this the final four?
Roommate #2: No.
Roommate #1: Wait, when’s March Madness?
Roommate #2: Are you fucking kidding me? Die.
UMass Dartmouth, Birch Hall
Massachusetts
Overheard by: Jason
The Guns Vs. Butter Model Of Parenting
Dad: Do you want to get McDonald’s?
Boy, screaming: No!
Dad: Do you want to get Burger King?
Boy: No!
Dad: Do you want to get ice cream?
Boy: No!
Dad: Do you want to get machine guns?
Boy: Yes.
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Lacy
You Bet Your Honduras!
Customer pointing to guacamole: Can you put some of that Guatemala on it?
Chipotle
Washington, DC
