Archive for January, 2017

Wait, an Out­line, or Sol­id Shad­ed?

Girl: I bet he would.
Friend: No, he would­n’t.
Girl: I’ll call him now. [Di­als] Hey, hon­ey. Quick ques­tion: if I had a tat­too of a dick on the in­side of my thigh about half an inch away from my pussy, would you lick it? [Pause] No. I said ‘if’… Well, no, I’m not say­ing it’s to­tal­ly out of the ques­tion… Fine. We’ll talk about it when I get home. [To friend] See? I told you he would!

Bus stop
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Dana

But Nev­er Twice

Black chick #1: God, I love your eyes! They are so chinky!
Black chick #2: Peo­ple say that.

Bing­ham­ton Uni­ver­si­ty
Bing­ham­ton, New York

Over­heard by: Hadas