Teenage girl on cell, with happy look on face: And I kept at it until it was the artichoke it was always meant to be!
Del Mar Fairgrounds
San Diego County, California
Archive for January, 2017
Just Show Me Two Forms Of ID and a Picture Of Your Coronary Arteries
Dramatic teenage girl: Um, we would like an Awesome Blossom, extra awesome.
Unhappy waitress: We don’t serve that anymore.
Dramatic teenage girl: Yes, you do. Don’t lie to me, lady.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Can’t Wait ’til They Go Up against Hillary’s Flying Monkeys
Girl #1: How come the pigeons don’t die when they hop on that third rail?
Girl #2: Because they’re Dick Cheney’s unholy army of the night.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: I’m glad I couldn’t vote back then
If Your Eyes Are Closed, I Assume You’re Imagining Another Professor
Professor: I try to say the word “sex” at least two or three times a class to wake people up.
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Gotta Love the Church Bake Sale.
Young dude: Man, my jaw hurts.
Chick: Must have been all that sucking last night.
Young dude: Gotta be from something. Plus, I don’t remember anything, so…
Quakertown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Ken
Once Upon a Lie in Mexico
Guy on phone: Hey. (pause) No, I can’t make it. (pause) Yeah, I’m in Mexico.
Murrieta, California
Overheard by: we’re not that far from mexico, but still.….
