Archive for March, 2017

And What About “Moist”? Ewww.

12th grad­er, to no one in par­tic­u­lar: You know what word I hate? “Spurt.” It just sounds dirty. Kind of like a tight bud­get. Some­thing about a tight bud­get just is­n’t right.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/458963932/i‑like-the-way-this-kid-thinks.html

Over­heard by: nei­ther of those were on the vo­cab list this week


For…Y’know…Clean-Up.

Girl­friend to boyfriend, hand­ing him a Kleenex: Well, it’s on­ly half used! I ex­pect­ed to use the oth­er half my­self.

Fair­fax, Vir­ginia