Archive for April, 2017

Je…zeus?

20-something American girl, loudly and excitedly, pointing at statue: Ohmigod! Ohmigod! Ohmigod! There’s a statue of Jesus! They’ve got a statue of Jesus Christ! Ohmigod!
Unimpressed 20-something Greek girl: That’s a statue of Zeus. (slight pause) You fucking retard.

National Archaeological Museum
Athens
Greece

Overheard by: Bleep

For the Last Time, Mr. Libby Is a Person

Teenage girl #1: Wait. Are you the boy with the scooter?
Boy with no visible scooter: Yes.
Teenage girl #1: Everyone be talkin’ ’bout you! Boy, you’re famous!
Teenage girl #2, excitedly: Wow! The boy with the scooter!
Teenage girl #3: Is it electric?
Boy and other girls: No!

Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Sandra


…Guess That Explains Your Husky Voice.

Drunk American girl: Where are you from?
English guy: I’m Cornish.
Drunk American girl: Oh, is that like from cornland?

Pub
Dublin
Ireland

Overheard by: Embarrassed American