Archive for April, 2017


20-some­thing Amer­i­can girl, loud­ly and ex­cit­ed­ly, point­ing at stat­ue: Ohmigod! Ohmigod! Ohmigod! There’s a stat­ue of Je­sus! They’ve got a stat­ue of Je­sus Christ! Ohmigod!
Unim­pressed 20-some­thing Greek girl: That’s a stat­ue of Zeus. (slight pause) You fuck­ing re­tard.

Na­tion­al Ar­chae­o­log­i­cal Mu­se­um

Over­heard by: Bleep

For the Last Time, Mr. Lib­by Is a Per­son

Teenage girl #1: Wait. Are you the boy with the scoot­er?
Boy with no vis­i­ble scoot­er: Yes.
Teenage girl #1: Every­one be talkin’ ’bout you! Boy, you’re fa­mous!
Teenage girl #2, ex­cit­ed­ly: Wow! The boy with the scoot­er!
Teenage girl #3: Is it elec­tric?
Boy and oth­er girls: No!

Tempe, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: San­dra