Archive for May, 2017

North Americans Should Feel Grateful for Their Relatively Untroubled History

Girl #1: Oh, are you talking about the skinny little Indian guy?
Girl #2: He’s not Indian, he’s Burmese.
Girl #1: Huh? You’re talking about the skinny Indian guy, right?
Girl #2: Yes, but he’s not Indian. He’s Burmese. Like from Burma.
Girl #1: Well, who cares? Indian and Burmese are the same thing! That’s like saying that Canadians and Americans are different! That’s BS! They’re not. They’re the same thing, except that Canadians are inferior because they play hockey.

Kuala Lumpur

…At Least Pretend to Be Ashamed

Slutty girl: You’ll never know what I got, big boy.
Guy: I know what you got, cum stains and a smile.

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: #Truth

…Not That You’re Mistaken

Small boy, looking out of train window: Look mummy! Look! All the fields are fucked!
Suddenly flustered posh mother: Caleb! The word is “flooded.” Flooded!

Train through the Shires

Overheard by: Bleep