Hobo: Fuck you, ya dirty fuckhole!
Male passerby: Wait — ‘fuckhole’? Is that, like, a cooch or an ass?
Hobo: Depends on if you’re gay or not. For you, it’s an ass.
Denny Way
Seattle, Washington
Hobo: Fuck you, ya dirty fuckhole!
Male passerby: Wait — ‘fuckhole’? Is that, like, a cooch or an ass?
Hobo: Depends on if you’re gay or not. For you, it’s an ass.
Denny Way
Seattle, Washington
Freshman girl, emphatically to strangers: Roller derby saved my life! Roller derby saved all of our lives!
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: You’ve been playing for a month, shut up
Manly guy to male friend carrying fake baby for parenting class: So, did Beth* get her period yet?
Wichita, Kansas
10th grade girl: Are munchkins real?
Boy: … You did not just ask that.
10th grade girl: No, really, are they?
London, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: they’re chilling with oompa loompas
Old lady: Look at that cheese–such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton’s pantsuits.
Santa Rita Cantina
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Katie
Teenage girl on cell: I don’t get on with him at all…we’re just like bread and butter.
London
England
Overheard by: Steve Elliott
Woman to friend: You just lift up your shirt, look down, and there it is.
St. Catharine’s
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: J Menz
Guy #1: Dude, she was holding my hand and making out with Michelle at the same time.
Guy #2: Nice.
http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/beatles-rewritten.html
(little girl): Mommy, why are you fat?
*plane bursts out laughing*.
(mom): You made me fat! But I love you anyway.
(little girl): No … I think just you ate lots of food.
Flight from LA to Seattle
Overheard by: Face
Freshman boy #1: Are you a man now?
Freshman boy #2: Yeah.
Freshman boy #3: It was that fast?
Outside Beaver [all girl’s dorm], Denison University
Granville, Ohio
Overheard by: L. A. DiLalla
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