Hobo: Fuck you, ya dirty fuckhole!
Male passerby: Wait — ‘fuckhole’? Is that, like, a cooch or an ass?
Hobo: Depends on if you’re gay or not. For you, it’s an ass.
Denny Way
Seattle, Washington
Archive for June, 2017
Even the Preachers in Oregon Are Weirdly Crunchy and Alternative.
Freshman girl, emphatically to strangers: Roller derby saved my life! Roller derby saved all of our lives!
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: You’ve been playing for a month, shut up
Is It Too Late for a Teachable Moment?
Manly guy to male friend carrying fake baby for parenting class: So, did Beth* get her period yet?
Wichita, Kansas
And Do They Really Represent the Lollipop Guild?
10th grade girl: Are munchkins real?
Boy: … You did not just ask that.
10th grade girl: No, really, are they?
London, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: they’re chilling with oompa loompas
And Almost As Many Holes As Most Political Speeches
Old lady: Look at that cheese–such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton’s pantsuits.
Santa Rita Cantina
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Katie
And I’m Lactose Intolerant.
Teenage girl on cell: I don’t get on with him at all…we’re just like bread and butter.
London
England
Overheard by: Steve Elliott
From Your Belly Button and You: A User’s Guide
Woman to friend: You just lift up your shirt, look down, and there it is.
St. Catharine’s
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: J Menz
And I Was Making Out with Steve!
Guy #1: Dude, she was holding my hand and making out with Michelle at the same time.
Guy #2: Nice.
http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/beatles-rewritten.html
You’re Both Right!
(little girl): Mommy, why are you fat?
*plane bursts out laughing*.
(mom): You made me fat! But I love you anyway.
(little girl): No … I think just you ate lots of food.
Flight from LA to Seattle
Overheard by: Face
You’re Definitely a Man
Freshman boy #1: Are you a man now?
Freshman boy #2: Yeah.
Freshman boy #3: It was that fast?
Outside Beaver [all girl’s dorm], Denison University
Granville, Ohio
Overheard by: L. A. DiLalla
