Little girl to mom bending over stroller: Fine, to make you happy I’ll dress up in my little baby clothes so you’ll pay attention to me.
Panera Bread
Lewisville, Texas
Archive for July, 2017
Nah, They’re from Jersey
Girl at brunch: Are your parents from… anywhere?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/they-are-as-matter-of-fact.html
Overheard by: tim
Either Way, Your Old Life Is Over
Woman: I imagine that finding out you have a tumor is very much like finding out you’re pregnant.
Los Angeles, California
Sex with Livestock Is a Close Second.
Professor: Apparently nothin’ says lovin’ in Louisiana like carving your name into the Bonnie and Clyde monument.
University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee
Overheard by: darkhorse
What’s This on My Syllabus?
Distinguished professor: I think I do sex next Tuesday, is that right?
Evolutionary Ecology class, University of California
Santa Cruz, California
…If You Ever Want a Seat in the House Of Commons
Exasperated-sounding woman to small child: If you’re not gonna cry properly, then don’t cry at all.
http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2006/07/quotebook-2006/
Overheard by: Raptor
Fred Discovers Urine in the Ball Pit
Guy shaking his fist: Damn you, Chuck E. Cheese!
New Jersey
Or Did She Just Leave DNA in Her Victims’ Fingernails?
Girl #1: I mean, her nickname in high school was “the scraper.“
Girl #2: Is that a bad abortion joke?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Confused
God, That Felt Good. Well, See Ya!
Teen boy: Tell me something I don’t know.
Mom: I’m not your real mother!
Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Ashley
Midterms?
Guy #1: Dude, the prof is such a bitch!
Guy #2: Yeah, it must’ve been that time of the month for her.
Girl: That is, like, so incredibly sexist! Ugh! [Storms off.]Guy #2: What the hell was that all about?
Guy #1: Must be that time of month for her, too.
Guy #2: For real.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/17/if-this-isnt-funny-its-your-time-of-the-month-too-ok/
