Little girl to mom bending over stroller: Fine, to make you happy I’ll dress up in my little baby clothes so you’ll pay attention to me.
Panera Bread
Lewisville, Texas
Little girl to mom bending over stroller: Fine, to make you happy I’ll dress up in my little baby clothes so you’ll pay attention to me.
Panera Bread
Lewisville, Texas
Woman: I imagine that finding out you have a tumor is very much like finding out you’re pregnant.
Los Angeles, California
Professor: Apparently nothin’ says lovin’ in Louisiana like carving your name into the Bonnie and Clyde monument.
University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee
Overheard by: darkhorse
Distinguished professor: I think I do sex next Tuesday, is that right?
Evolutionary Ecology class, University of California
Santa Cruz, California
Exasperated-sounding woman to small child: If you’re not gonna cry properly, then don’t cry at all.
http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2006/07/quotebook-2006/
Overheard by: Raptor
Guy shaking his fist: Damn you, Chuck E. Cheese!
New Jersey
Girl #1: I mean, her nickname in high school was “the scraper.“
Girl #2: Is that a bad abortion joke?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Confused
Teen boy: Tell me something I don’t know.
Mom: I’m not your real mother!
Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Ashley
Guy #1: Dude, the prof is such a bitch!
Guy #2: Yeah, it must’ve been that time of the month for her.
Girl: That is, like, so incredibly sexist! Ugh! [Storms off.]Guy #2: What the hell was that all about?
Guy #1: Must be that time of month for her, too.
Guy #2: For real.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/17/if-this-isnt-funny-its-your-time-of-the-month-too-ok/
Incredibly upset woman on cell: This is the Boston fish house all over again!
Panera
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Hazzenkockle
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