Archive for November, 2017

Once Again, Your Log­ic Is Unas­sail­able

Guy #1: So, ‘viti­cul­ture’ — that’s Latin, right?
Guy #2: Well, Latin is a dead lan­guage, so it does­n’t count.
Guy #3: You’re a dead lan­guage.
Guy #4: Your moth­er’s a whore.

Culi­nary In­sti­tute of Amer­i­ca
Hyde Park, New York

Over­heard by: just a stu­dent

When the Pre­cog­ni­tive Get High

Dude #1: Hey, man, call some­one and see if you can get us a ride.
Dude #2: Den­ny’s.
Dude #1, paus­ing: … No, you need to make some calls and see if you can get some­one to give us a ride.
Dude #2: Den­ny’s.
Dude #1, af­ter longer pause: Dude, are you hun­gry?
Dude #2: No… I could use some food, though.

Bay Area Rapid Tran­sit Dis­trict, Cal­i­for­nia