Archive for November, 2017

Once Again, Your Logic Is Unassailable

Guy #1: So, ‘viticulture’ — that’s Latin, right?
Guy #2: Well, Latin is a dead language, so it doesn’t count.
Guy #3: You’re a dead language.
Guy #4: Your mother’s a whore.

Culinary Institute of America
Hyde Park, New York

Overheard by: just a student

When the Precognitive Get High

Dude #1: Hey, man, call someone and see if you can get us a ride.
Dude #2: Denny’s.
Dude #1, pausing: … No, you need to make some calls and see if you can get someone to give us a ride.
Dude #2: Denny’s.
Dude #1, after longer pause: Dude, are you hungry?
Dude #2: No… I could use some food, though.

Bay Area Rapid Transit District, California