Archive for November, 2017

Amer­i­ca, in a Nut­shell.

Man on cell: I’m get­ting a big beer and a bunch of donuts. (pause) Yeah, I know it’s not a good hob­by, but I fig­ured I’d just go home and get fat.

Over­heard by: lach­wen

Brits Love the Wolf Tit­ties

Girl flirt­ing with drunk guy in bar: So… you’re pret­ty tall. I bet you’re strong too…
Drunk guy: I ap­pre­ci­ate the ef­fort… but I’m pissed out of my skull. I’m try­ing to work out which of your two heads is talk­ing to me… But I like your four tits.

Leam­ing­ton Spa

Over­heard by: Bleep

Next on Mau­ry

Brunette: And then he called me back ten min­utes lat­er and told me his broth­er got his girl­friend preg­nant, and she’s like six­teen or some­thing.
Blonde: Is he mad his broth­er and his girl­friend hooked up?
Brunette: He’s got more se­ri­ous is­sues dat­ing a child and shit.

Kent State Uni­ver­si­ty
Kent, Ohio