Girl #1, loud­ly in qui­et li­brary: And we thought we were go­ing to the lec­ture on rea­sons to join the army, but we ac­ci­den­tal­ly went to the wrong lec­ture the­ater, and it was a med­ical lec­ture on burns pa­tients!
Study­ing girl: Shh­h­hh!
Girl #1, loud­ly: And this med guy who knew we weren’t med stu­dents goes “This is a good lec­ture to come to! Lots of gory pic­tures!” and we were both think­ing “Shit! Are these army peo­ple go­ing to show us pho­tos of peo­ple who have been blown up or some­thing!?“
Study­ing boy and girl: Shh­h­h­h­h­hh!
Girl #2: Can’t be as bad as that lec­ture from first year. Re­mem­ber the pho­to of the per­son­’s head who’d been run over by a train?
Girl #1, even more loud­ly: Yeah! And they showed us pho­tos of a pe­nis which had been bit­ten off!
(every­one in li­brary, in­clud­ing study­ing boy and girl, burst out laugh­ing)

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