Archive for June, 2018

But All You Have Are Sev­en Cats and a Yarn Col­lec­tion!

Grand­moth­er: I had to write you out of my will.
10-year-old grand­son: What? Why?
Grand­moth­er: You nev­er called. I can’t give you mon­ey and things if you nev­er call.
10-year-old grand­son: But I love you.
Grand­moth­er: You can’t just say it! You have to mean it and show it! I’m keep­ing you out of the will!

At­lanta, Geor­gia

The Au­to-Abor­tion Func­tion Would Be Op­tion­al

Loud black la­dy in long line: Girl, I know how you feel! Every time I try to buy a preg­nan­cy test, there got­ta be a big or­deal! The line too long, or there some­one you know.
Girl with preg­nan­cy test, em­bar­rassed and chuck­ling: Yeah…
Loud black la­dy: I wish I could just go in my toi­let, then push a but­ton and have my toi­let say, ‘Uh-huh, you preg­nant to­day!’

Van Wert, Ohio

Over­heard by: Woah, that’s not a bad idea…