Archive for July, 2018

I’m Definitely Calling Her Again.

20-something guy #1, in pub: So how’d it go?
20-something guy #2: How’d what go?
20-something guy #1: With that girl you pulled on Saturday?
20-something guy #2: Oh. Well at first it went well, went back to her place, she started sucking me off.
20-something guy #1: Nice.
20-something guy #2: Yeah. Until I passed out drunk and she got pissed off and bit my dick to wake me up.

Leamington Spa

Overheard by: Bleep

Much Like My Soul!

Girl on cell: Yeah, so I’m going to tell my mom that he asked me to marry him, and then he died. (pause) Yeah, she’ll probably ask if I need anything, and that’s when I’ll tell her about the car. (pause) Yeah, I’ll be heartbroken, blah, blah, blah… at least I’ll get a new car out of the deal! (pause) He’s a made-up boyfriend! She’s not going to find out he didn’t really die, because he never really existed!

San Marcos, California