Archive for September, 2018

If the Tagline Is­n’t “Got­ta Fuck Them All” Then Some­on Made a Mis­take

Girl: The first Poke­mon movie was re­al­ly sad.
Guy #1: Oh, yeah! It made me cry.
Girl: I could­n’t be­lieve when Pikachu al­most died…
Guy #2: Have you guys seen Poke­mon porn?
Girl: Okay, let’s just stop right there.
Guy #2: No, it’s crazy. You know Misty? She’ll do like any­thing!

Hart­ford, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: Claire

While I’m Sober, for Once.

Suit la­dy #1: So how was your week­end?
Suit la­dy #2: Oh, it was re­al­ly good. I went to a jail.
Suit la­dy #1: Re­al­ly? I’ve nev­er been to a jail.
Suit la­dy #2: Yeah, nei­ther had I… it was re­al­ly good.
Suit la­dy #1: I’ve al­ways want­ed to go to a jail.
Suit la­dy #2: Yeah, you prob­a­bly will… I thought “See­ing as I’m putting peo­ple in there, I should prob­a­bly find out what it’s like.”

Syd­ney
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Cassie Bar­low