Archive for November, 2018

Yeah, We Quit at Least Once a Day

Girl #1: Late­ly it feels like I’m on fire when I have sex.
Girl #2: That’s what hap­pened when I had gon­or­rhea.
Guy at next ta­ble: Wow. Those girls were pret­ty hot be­fore I heard that… I have to stop eaves­drop­ping.

I Still Hate to Buy Her a Two-Year Plan­ner, Though

Guy on one side of the store: So how’s your friend who has can­cer?
Woman in queue, thir­ty feet away: Oh, she’s get­ting bet­ter!
Guy: Re­al­ly?
Woman: Yeah, they put her on this herbal di­et and now she’s get­ting bet­ter.
Guy: Wow.
Woman: Yeah, it’s amaz­ing.
Guy: So what sort of can­cer is it?
Woman: I’m not sure…
Guy: Is it ter­mi­nus can­cer?
Woman: Yeah, I think that’s it.
Guy: Ter­mi­nus can­cer, yeah?
Woman: Yeah, yeah, but she’s get­ting bet­ter.


Over­heard by: Iron­gate