Archive for December, 2018


Fa­ther to son, on golf course: Yeah, while you were away I though about hir­ing some­one to rape me.
Son: What?
Fa­ther: It’s sup­posed to re­al­ly im­prove your golf swing!

Ea­gle, Col­orado

Or Maybe It Was White Men Can’t Hunch?

Girl: I was watch­ing this show the oth­er night about large white British men who were sent to Africa to learn to hunt. It was called Fat Men Can’t Hump. Wait! No! “Hunt”! It was called Fat Men Can’t Hunt. Of course they can hump… If they want to.

Post-Colo­nial Lit­er­a­ture Lec­ture
Uni­ver­si­ty of British Co­lum­bia

Over­heard by: Martha Carscad­den