Archive for December, 2018


Father to son, on golf course: Yeah, while you were away I though about hiring someone to rape me.
Son: What?
Father: It’s supposed to really improve your golf swing!

Eagle, Colorado

Or Maybe It Was White Men Can’t Hunch?

Girl: I was watching this show the other night about large white British men who were sent to Africa to learn to hunt. It was called Fat Men Can’t Hump. Wait! No! “Hunt”! It was called Fat Men Can’t Hunt. Of course they can hump… If they want to.

Post-Colonial Literature Lecture
University of British Columbia

Overheard by: Martha Carscadden