Archive for January, 2019

To Be Fair, at Least She Won’t Be a Cop.

Fat fe­male stu­dent: I’m thir­ty-eight years old with a crim­i­nal jus­tice de­gree, and I still can’t find noth­in’ to do in this val­ley. No­body’s hirin’, noth­in’.
Skin­ny fe­male stu­dent: Could­n’t you just be a cop?
Fat fe­male stu­dent: I can’t be a cop. They give me a badge an’ a gun, I’d be shootin’ at fags and wet­backs. I mean, in this day in age… Not to be rude or any­thing…

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