Archive for February, 2019

You Know, We Should Talk Less

Guy: Have you seen The Swede?
Friends: No …
Guy: It’s like the Cit­i­zen Kane of bad Ko­re­an movies!

Oys­ter Bay
Long Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: tell me what you re­al­ly think

Some Cos­mo Quizzes Bor­der on the Of­fen­sive

Guy #1, find­ing air­plane seat: Awwww, man, you’re sup­posed to be a leg­gy blonde.
Guy #2: Yeah, sor­ry, I’m just a fat Asian.

LAX Air­port
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Matt


That’s What My Boyfriend Al­ways Says

Very loud blonde: It said in the de­scrip­tion that this course is hard, eh? It was like, “in­tense” in the course de­scrip­tion, or “in­ten­sive” or some­thing. In­tense is hard, right?

Uni­ver­si­ty of Toron­to
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Don’t look at me, I just go to school here


We Bet­ter Have to Swim Through Her Blood When We Dis­em­bark

Metro an­nounce­ment: The Red Line is ex­pe­ri­enc­ing de­lays due to a sick cus­tomer at Far­ragut North… Trains will share tracks at Gallery Place and Metro Cen­ter.
Man on metro: How sick was this cus­tomer?
Woman on metro: She bet­ter be dead, I’ll tell you that.

Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: jposkin