Archive for March, 2019

It’s Important to Have Goals

Girl at bar: In my next life, I hope I’m a man. And I’m gonna be an asshole. My dick is gonna fall off from having sex with so many bitches.

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: TaraLeigh


He Just Makes Gay Porn

13-year-old blonde: So then he was all “I told you it wasn’t mine!“
13-year-old brunette: Ohmigod, how could he do that?
13-year-old blonde: I know! It was, like, “did you or didn’t you sleep with him?” He’s not even gay!

Canadia

Overheard by: Laura