Archive for March, 2019

It’s Im­por­tant to Have Goals

Girl at bar: In my next life, I hope I’m a man. And I’m gonna be an ass­hole. My dick is gonna fall off from hav­ing sex with so many bitch­es.

Ok­la­homa City, Ok­la­homa

Over­heard by: TaraLeigh


He Just Makes Gay Porn

13-year-old blonde: So then he was all “I told you it was­n’t mine!“
13-year-old brunette: Ohmigod, how could he do that?
13-year-old blonde: I know! It was, like, “did you or did­n’t you sleep with him?” He’s not even gay!

Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Lau­ra