Archive for June, 2019

…And Tell Her to Stop Send­ing Me Links

Male stu­dent #1: Fuck cat videos. I don’t judge cat videos, I judge the peo­ple who watch them.
Male stu­dent #2: Yo, fuck your moth­er.

Con­cor­dia Uni­ver­si­ty
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Je­ba


…Ques­tion Mark.

Teen: I could­n’t tell if he meant “stop, ex­cla­ma­tion point,” “don’t, ex­cla­ma­tion point,” or if he meant “don’t stop, ex­cla­ma­tion point.“
Friend: What did you do?
Teen: Look, that hand­job was­n’t go­ing to fin­ish it­self, and I have a rep­u­ta­tion, so I had no choice.
Friend: You’re a god­damn troop­er.

Syra­cuse Mall
Syra­cuse, New York

Over­heard by: Just Ex­clam­ing!