Archive for July, 2019

The Secret Is to Keep Moving Fast

Teen girl #1: So what you’re saying is, when I fart I’m smelling my own shit-smell?
Teen girl #2: Exactly. That’s how it works.
Teen girl #1: That’s nasty. I can’t believe people do that all day!

Toronto, Ontario

Overheard by: Sass

Nobody Understands Polish Romantic Comedies

Guy #1: So is she your girlfriend now, or what?
Guy #2: Well, I’ve told her I love her a couple of times…
Guy #1: Okay…
Guy #2: But then she just starts speaking in polish and tells me her mum is watching her.
Guy #1: Good, that’s not a ‘no’!

Copenhagen, Danmark