Archive for September, 2019

Can We Blame Robert Pattinson for This Conversation?

Teen girl #1: Ugh, there are so many mosquitoes here.
Teen girl #2: Quick! Get in the sun! They can’t bite you if you’re in the sun!
Teen girl #1, after pause: Are you thinking of vampires?

Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Isotope Feeney