Girl on train: I usually do my arms, but then I look at Jane and her hairy arms and think, Man, if she can do it, I can, too!
http://overheardinsydney.blogspot.com/2006/02/when-in-rome-do-as-romans-do.html
Archive for November, 2019
You’re No Pussy, Dad
Teenage girl to father: I didn’t come out of her vagina, okay? I don’t have to respect her.
Father: Well, I guess you don’t respect me either, cause you didn’t come out of my vagina!
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: made my day
The Song?
Sorostitute: Like, ohmigod, Africa is like so cute!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Ladle
The Spontaneous Admission to Grad School Is Just a Myth
Philosophy professor: He chose this example because it had sex appeal. It turned people on.
(changes PowerPoint slide to picture of bacterial flagellum)
Male student: Ohhhhh!
Professor: Please don’t have an orgasm in my class.
Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania
It Bounced Back and Totally Kicked My Ass at Beer Pong
Criminal justice professor: Babies are hard. I almost had one die on me. It was pure luck it survived.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/05/next-time-go-with-glad-instead-of.html
Overheard by: citycat
Not ‘Til You Learn to Ask for Directions, Sweetie.
Obese girl, looking at pink dress: Aww muuuum, why can’t I be a girrrl?
Sunshine Plaza
Maroochydore
Australia
Overheard by: Sally
And That’s Enough Drinking for Both of You!
Little boy #1: Cheers to Australia!
Little boy #2: Cheers to my bicycle!
Little boy #1: Cheers to my water!
Little boy #2: Cheers to my willie!
Mom: Stop that! I told you not to cheers to your willie anymore.
Rottnest Island
Australia
Overheard by: Jersey Girl
I’m the Thing I Have Sex to Forget About
Suit: I can’t masturbate to a picture of myself!
Maine
Who Ever Said Dating Teen Wolf Was Easy?
White girl: Bite his face!
Asian girl: Ew, no! It’s all hairy!
White girl: Sometimes you need to do things that you don’t like. Like biting a hairy face, for example. Or putting balls in your mouth to get back your Breakfast Club movie…
Asian girl: Oh, you poor thing.
New Jersey
In Kansas, Recreational Eating Goes Extreme
Stoner #1: … And it burned the whole way down! Seriously, I think my throat hemorrhaged.
Stoner #2: Well at least you didn’t eat nine bowls of pudding.
Kansas State University, Manhattan
Overheard by: I wish I heard the beginning…
