Archive for January, 2020

Aww, Who’s My Lit­tle Drib­bler?

Wife to hus­band while watch­ing the news: Oh my god! Ha­ha­ha­ha, did you hear what they just said?
Hus­band: About how that guy “took it on the chin”?
Wife: Yeah, I can’t be­lieve they said that on the news!
Hus­band: I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Wife: Oh.


You Nev­er Told Me That!

Blonde #1: I think it’s good we called off the wed­ding.
Blonde #2: Yeah, mar­riage prob­a­bly was­n’t the best idea.
Blonde #1: I won­der if I would’ve ac­tu­al­ly gone through with it.
Blonde #2: Do you se­ri­ous­ly think you would have?!
Blonde #1: Well, maybe…
Blonde #2: But he slept with me right af­ter he pro­posed to you!
Blonde #1: Yeah, I guess…
Blonde #2: And he went up my ass!

Over­heard by: ju­niper

It Makes Up for My Lack Of Boobs.

Short Asian chick to tall white guy: Oh my gawd, I’ve got it! So, heat ris­es, right? So it’s prob­a­bly all warm up there where you are, and down here with the nor­mal peo­ple it’s cold, and that’s why you don’t think it’s cold, even though it’s freak­ing freez­ing! Gawd, I love be­ing an Asian! I come up with the most ge­nius shit!

Muir­lands Mid­dle School
La Jol­la, Cal­i­for­nia