Archive for January, 2020

Aww, Who’s My Little Dribbler?

Wife to husband while watching the news: Oh my god! Hahahaha, did you hear what they just said?
Husband: About how that guy “took it on the chin”?
Wife: Yeah, I can’t believe they said that on the news!
Husband: I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Wife: Oh.

Toronto
Canadia

You Never Told Me That!

Blonde #1: I think it’s good we called off the wedding.
Blonde #2: Yeah, marriage probably wasn’t the best idea.
Blonde #1: I wonder if I would’ve actually gone through with it.
Blonde #2: Do you seriously think you would have?!
Blonde #1: Well, maybe…
Blonde #2: But he slept with me right after he proposed to you!
Blonde #1: Yeah, I guess…
Blonde #2: And he went up my ass!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/put-that-in-pre-nup.html

Overheard by: juniper