Archive for May, 2020

But All You Re­al­ly Need Is Some Con­ceal­er and a Dream

Girl #1: So when is that thing you guys are do­ing?
Girl #2: Oh my god! You have to go! We’re all go­ing to get naked and walk around cam­pus all day.
Girl #1: I hon­est­ly would, but I have tat­toos in some re­al­ly un­con­ven­tion­al places.
Girl #2: Oh, I un­der­stand to­tal­ly.

Chem Lab, William and Mary
Williams­burg, Vir­ginia

Why La­gu­na Beach Got Can­celed

Girl: I told him I did­n’t dance, be­cause I did­n’t want to dance with him, but all these oth­er guys asked me if I want­ed to dance and I had to say no be­cause I told him I did­n’t dance, but I re­al­ly want­ed to dance. So we have to go, so that I can dance.
Friend: So, did you dance with him?

Pasade­na, Cal­i­for­nia

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