School counselor, trying to get kids to guess a career: This person might work in fashion, or decorate houses…
Fourth grader: A gay guy!
Raleigh, North Carolina
School counselor, trying to get kids to guess a career: This person might work in fashion, or decorate houses…
Fourth grader: A gay guy!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Tween boy #1, carrying skateboard: So, I got cleaning detail at school tomorrow.
Tween boy #2: That doesn’t sound like something I’d want to do.
Tween boy #1: No, man, it’s awesome! You get out of literacy class!
Tucson, Arizona
Chick #1, about techno music blasting from shop: What does this song make you think of?
Chick #2: Being stabbed repeatedly in the eye with a rusty nail.
Chick #1: [Silence.]Chick #2: What about you?
Chick #1: Discos…
Sawnston Street and Flinders Street
Australia
Lady on cell: Yes, I need to know what kind of an exhibition it will be, otherwise I’m not going to run it… Well, I’m not interested in people burping on each other or feeling each other up — that’s just a little weird… Well, yes, it makes up a part of my personality too, but not a very large or important one.
Univeristy of Melbourne
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/116635.html
Teacher: Small things amuse small minds, Timothy.
Kid: Then why does Dumbledore laugh at such stupid shit?
Emerald
Australia
Five-year-old girl, pointing to picture on cup: Who’s that?
Babysitter: That’s Ronald McDonald.
Five-year-old girl: Oh… How do you know him?
McDonald’s
Manhattan, New York
Chick: Just imagine — you go home and your mother has a hot Ecuadorian boy stashed in the back bedroom.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Woman: I found the nipple! Crisis averted.
N. Bishop Avenue
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Faith
Exasperated girl in the middle of the street: I really don’t feel like taking my shirt off for this guy!
St. Andrews
Fife
Scotland
Overheard by: Nina
Girl: I like wearing this hat because it makes me look like a cancer patient.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Overheard by: wb
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