Archive for July, 2020

…Let­ting Her­self Be Ob­jec­ti­fied Like That

Guy #1 in pub: So what about Ellen*, then?
Guy #2: What do you mean?
Guy #1: Well she has pret­ty big tits… Were they as good un­cov­ered as they look cov­ered?
Guy #2: Oh… Well, they were a bit sag­gy, but still pret­ty spec­tac­u­lar.
Guy #1: Ha.
Guy #2: Mate, I don’t care. I jizzed all over them… And on her face too.
Guy #1: (laughs)
Guy #2: She had her mouth open, too.
Guy #1: Dirty girl…

Leam­ing­ton Spa
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Bleep


Sal­ly Gen­er­al­ly Has to Please Her­self

An­cient greek pro­fes­sor ex­plain­ing the use of in­fini­tives: When you use an in­fini­tive, there’s a dif­fer­ence be­tween say­ing “to walk pleas­es me” and “sal­ly pleas­es me”. ‑awk­ward si­lence-.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Ken­tucky, Lex­ing­ton, KY

Over­heard by: In­ter­est­ing word choice there


…Ahem, “Sylbs”

Fe­male col­lege stu­dent: Yeah, I tod did that too!
Guy col­lege stu­dent: Did you just say “tod” in­stead of “to­tal­ly”?
Fe­male col­lege stu­dent: Yeah, I nev­er say any words that are more than two syl­la­bles!

Col­lege
On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Cat