Archive for July, 2020

…Letting Herself Be Objectified Like That

Guy #1 in pub: So what about Ellen*, then?
Guy #2: What do you mean?
Guy #1: Well she has pretty big tits… Were they as good uncovered as they look covered?
Guy #2: Oh… Well, they were a bit saggy, but still pretty spectacular.
Guy #1: Ha.
Guy #2: Mate, I don’t care. I jizzed all over them… And on her face too.
Guy #1: (laughs)
Guy #2: She had her mouth open, too.
Guy #1: Dirty girl…

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep


Sally Generally Has to Please Herself

Ancient greek professor explaining the use of infinitives: When you use an infinitive, there’s a difference between saying “to walk pleases me” and “sally pleases me”. ‑awkward silence-.

University of Kentucky, Lexington, KY

Overheard by: Interesting word choice there