20-something girl to boyfriend: You’re such a nerd.
Boyfriend: We prefer “Men of Gondor.”
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Corey
Archive for July, 2020
…Letting Herself Be Objectified Like That
Guy #1 in pub: So what about Ellen*, then?
Guy #2: What do you mean?
Guy #1: Well she has pretty big tits… Were they as good uncovered as they look covered?
Guy #2: Oh… Well, they were a bit saggy, but still pretty spectacular.
Guy #1: Ha.
Guy #2: Mate, I don’t care. I jizzed all over them… And on her face too.
Guy #1: (laughs)
Guy #2: She had her mouth open, too.
Guy #1: Dirty girl…
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
So I Sleep with the Staff at Crunch in Exchange for Membership
Girl #1: You’re a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I’d rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/14/if-by-morals-you-mean-breasts-then-thanks/
Overheard by: Ian
Or at Least on the Photos We’ll Be Passing Out
Hot chick to another: You look so good! Guys will be jerking off on you tonight!
Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ladle
Sally Generally Has to Please Herself
Ancient greek professor explaining the use of infinitives: When you use an infinitive, there’s a difference between saying “to walk pleases me” and “sally pleases me”. ‑awkward silence-.
University of Kentucky, Lexington, KY
Overheard by: Interesting word choice there
This Calls for Our Complimentary “Maternity” Shot
Bartender to woman with two drinks: Double-fisting it tonight? You must be really thirsty.
Woman, patting stomach: Well, I’m drinking for two.
Bartender, excited: Congratulations!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Emma
I Named My Cat “Velutinous.”
Teenage queer: How do you say ‘fluffy’ in science?
Random young boy: Fluffology?
Pretty woman: What?
Teenage queer: Velutinous?
Random young boy: Oh, that’s sciencey.
Aurora
Ontario
Canadia
…Ahem, “Sylbs”
Female college student: Yeah, I tod did that too!
Guy college student: Did you just say “tod” instead of “totally”?
Female college student: Yeah, I never say any words that are more than two syllables!
College
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Cat
And the Duke Lacrosse Party Only Got Better
Sophomore #1: [Whispering.]Sophomore #2: Oh, dude! She is hot!
Sophomore #1: [Inaudible.]Sophomore #2: I would so fuck her!
Sophomore #1: [Inaudible.]Sophomore #2: Dude, I so would fuck her. Like, fuck her up the ass.
Mt. Tabor High School
North Carolina
Overheard by: eating lunch.
I Know Exactly Where They’ve Been
Dude on cell: No, I really don’t want to put your balls in my mouth, thank you very much.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part‑2.html
Overheard by: laura
