Archive for August, 2020

Her “Extra Help Sessions” Are Well-Attended

LSAT instructor: So, these female sage grouse do a visual inspection to make sure the males don’t have an infection before mating. If I had the same attention to detail, maybe I wouldn’t have gotten chlamydia three times.

Ft. Worth, Texas

Overheard by: Not So Hot For Teacher

Just Dip It in the Jar, Dude!

Queer: Wouldn’t it be great if penises tasted like Nutella?
Fag hag: Unfortunately, oral sex doesn’t give you an evolutionary advantage, so we’ll probably never evolve that way.

Montreal
Canadia

Overheard by: premed