Archive for September, 2020

Trans­la­tion: Sex With You Is­n’t Worth the An­noy­ance Of Your Com­pa­ny

Emo chick: So then she glared at me. In a mean way, not a hap­py way.
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Emo chick: Huh?
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: You know, I just don’t think this is go­ing to work out.
Emo chick: Wait. You’re break­ing up with me? Here? Why?
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: Well, I was­n’t plan­ning on it, but hon­ey, you did­n’t like Watch­men and you’ve nev­er read or seen The Princess Bride. Clear­ly we’re just two very dif­fer­ent peo­ple.

Flagstaff, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: nayvera

Why Ball-Gags Ex­ist.

Girl #1: You should get you some.
Girl #2: I don’t think I could han­dle the stu­pid­i­ty. I ru­ined my fan­ta­sy by talk­ing to him.

Bus
Van­cou­ver
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: al­ways a prob­lem

And I’m Al­ready Tired of It

Hy­per girl pulling out lots of dif­fer­ent col­ored bracelets: I need to change my mood!
Friend: What’s your mood, Dana?
Hy­per girl: I don’t know! I’m chang­ing it!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/typical_female.html

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