Archive for October, 2020


Exasperated woman on cell: No, let me read you my confirmation number one more time: It’s ‘a’ as in ‘apple’ then ‘k’ as in ‘ku klux klan.’

It’ll Pop Up Again in the Spring

Guy #1: Are you gonna get tested?
Guy #2: I think the Lauren thing pretty much takes care of it.
Guy #3: You should still get tested.
Guy #2: Yeeeah, but I don’t like getting blood taken from me and I don’t have any like, symptoms, so…
Guy #3: Well, I haven’t seen your penis.

Simon Fraser University
British Columbia