Loudspeaker in airport: Please don’t leave your belongings unattended.
Crazy lady, to no one: Did they just say homosexuality isn’t allowed in the airport?
Airport
Oakland, California
Overheard by: Kristina
Archive for April, 2021
Pop Quiz: Who’s She Talking To?
Woman: I’m glad all my friendships are online!
Melbourne
Australia
So That’s What the Propeller Beanie Is About
Rowdy child in shopping cart: Mom! What’s that?
Tired mom: Spam.
Rowdy child: Mom! Can we get it? Can we get it, mom? Mom? Can we? Mom!
Tired mom: No.
(rowdy child starts freaking out)
Tired mom: Okay! Fine, but will you eat it?
Rowdy child: Nope…I just like attention.
Sobey’s
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: aleXis
In Totally Unrelated News, Which Of You Left an Earring in My Carpet Last Night?
Biology prof: So the dinosaurs were eating all the iridium poisoned plants, and dying of drug overdoses. That’s why you find them in all these weird positions, they were having bad trips and just… dying.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Overheard by: Danielle
Either That or Christina Aguilera
Tween boy: I’m going to make Buddha the theme of my Bar Mitzvah.
Uninterested yuppie mom: Mmhmmm.
TJ Maxx
Swampscott, Massachusetts
Overheard by: money well spent
Um, That’s a Magic Eye Picture.
Architecture tutor critiquing students’ poster: When you look at it, it starts making some irrational type of sense.
Unitec Polytech
Auckland
New Zealand
NewsFlash: X‑Treme Sex Gains Popularity on College Campuses
Roommate on phone: You’ve gotta get through the ribcage.
University of Oklahoma
Norman, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Wondering what they’re planning.
And Stop Pulling the Pork!
(five-year-old boy is slapping and punching packages of beef and pork)
Father: Josh! Stop slapping the meat.
Bystander: (laughs out loud)
Father (hissing): No! Not that!
Safeway
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: TK
Jenna Jameson: “Story of My Life, Honey”
20-something girl: My ass hurts and my throat is sore. I also feel very underwhelmed.
San Francisco, California
And My Glitter Is Edible
Slutty chick to guy next to her: I’m not clever, but I’m sparkly!
New Orleans, Louisiana
