Archive for August, 2021

Would You Like Me to Go For You?

Employee behind customer service counter to woman heading for bathroom: That’s a men’s restroom. The woman’s is closed for cleaning.
Woman: Where is a woman’s restroom, then?
Employee: At the back of the store.
Woman: I have to go way back there? I don’t think I can walk that far.

Tampa, Florida

Who We Are As Kids Is Who We Are in Life

Friend #1: Do you remember when we were little and I used to show the neighbor’s boys my boobs so they’d give me candy? Bet you’re glad I stopped doing that!
Friend #2: What are you talking about? The only thing that’s changed is your form of payment! You just finished telling everyone not two minutes ago how last week you won $200 on amateur’s night when you went to the strip club with the guys!

Eau Claire, Wisconsin